Word on the street is that some theatres in some parts of the nation will not be showing the film "Notorious" after 10 pm. Their reason? Because it may lead to violence.
Because there are no other things in this world that have led to violence. This movie is the only thing that will lead people to commit violent acts against others. Don't worry about all the past movies that have been shown or are currently being shown in movies. THIS is the one that will lead to everyone going into the streets and having huge riots.
I guess all the people in Israel got the bootleg copy early and that is why they have been fighting and using banned weapons like white phosphorous.
In other news, when I was younger (shoot, even this Christmas) I loved watching "A Christmas Story". Thought it was hilarious when the kid got his tongue frozen stuck to the pole during recess. I always wondered if real people ever did that stuff.
Apparently they do.
My brother's reaction was awesome: "Modern times mean we'll continue to see this. In the old days of Darwinism, a saber-toothed tiger would have killed him while he was stuck to the pole - thereby preventing him from finding a mate and passing on his stupidity to offspring."
By the way -- only 4 more days of insane presidency.
I am pessimistically hopeful about what could possibly happen in the coming term.